Speed Record!

Bridget and Kiefer

Bridget and Kiefer

I was driving into Burlington with my husband Mark when I got a call from Bridget and Kiefer.  They were in town and wanting, for numerous reasons, to get married right away. They’d already picked up their license at City Hall and were just looking for someone who could hitch ’em up ASAP in City Hall Park (despite the frigid temperatures).

I told them I was already on my way in, and that I could meet them in 20 minutes.  Always a fan of Love, Mark hit the gas, and we made it to town in 18 minutes and change.

Bridget and Kiefer were so sweet – like a couple of punky pierced puppies.  They’d met when Kiefer rescued Bridget from his roommate who was hitting on her, he said, “Like a jackhammer on a small animal.”  And they’d been inseparable every since.

I asked if they wanted an actual ceremony or to have me do a “Poof!  You’re married!” sort of thing.  They preferred short and sweet, so I asked them if they were sure they wanted to get married – and married to each other.  They said absolutely yes.  I asked them if they were prepared to stick it out through the hard times, and they said they’d already had plenty of those and yes, they were ready.  So I said, “Ok, I pronounce you united in marriage!” They smooched, and the deed was done!

They definitely win my all-time Contact-To-Kiss speed record!  I’d have to be hanging out right at City Hall and trolling for couples for a ceremony to happen any faster.  I wish I’d had a trophy or t-shirts for them or something…

Smooch

 

Purple Class

Mardi and Misti

Photo by Jeannette LeBlanc

One thing I loved about working with Mardi and Misti was that as utterly gorgeous as they are in their photos, they were also incredibly grounded and down-to-earth as people.  Rather than making a grand entrance, they mingled with their guests until it was time to start the ceremony.  Then they asked everyone to gather in a circle, and we began!  Cermoniously unceremonious, as it were.

They wrote beautiful, honest articulations of their love which were based in the daily reality of their 7-year relationship:

Mardi, I love you because you make me laugh out loud on a daily basis, like when you make up conversations between the cats and each one has their own distinctive voice and when you send me text messages over your lunch break with funny pictures of them saying hi to me.

Their vows, too, were all about knowing who they already are as a couple, and what they understand the ups and downs of long term relationship to be:

Misti, I will make your dreams as important as my own. I will make time for you, enjoy you, and work to know you better every day. Today I promise you that though the world may change and though we may change with it, I will always love you, always treasure you and will always share my life and all that I am with you. When life challenges us, I promise to focus on the resiliency of our love. And if I stumble and fail to live up to my promises, I will look you in the eyes, hold your hands, and apologize with sincerity. I will be my best for you.

Their love for each other was so palpable, so glimmering, and so true.

Mardi and Misti

Clowning Around

All photos by http://www.joshlarkinphotography.com

All photos by http://www.joshlarkinphotography.com

Kolleen and Bobby met at clown school.  They’re teachers, wedding photographers, physical comedians, and extremely nice people.  Their wedding was at Kolleen’s family’s vacation home in Waitsfield amidst a profusion of beautifully-souled, brightly-dressed friends and family.

Kolleen and Bobby

Bobby, by the way, was much admired by all the little girls in attendance.  If Kolleen wasn’t such a powerhouse, she’d have had to put up a big fight to keep him!

Bobby's BoyzI had a blast working with them, and the only real drawback for the day was that I managed to lock my keys in the car.  But it was so beautiful out, and the party full of such nice people, that I really couldn’t complain.

Kolleen's WomenAnd I was so moved by what Kolleen wrote me afterwards:

"Bobby and I wanted to thank you so much for creating our beautiful ceremony. So honest and free-spirited. A perfect reflection of us. And you delivered it so eloquently, and with love. People constantly tell us it was the most touching ceremony they've ever seen!"

“Bobby and I wanted to thank you so much for creating our beautiful ceremony. So honest and free-spirited. A perfect reflection of us. And you delivered it so eloquently, and with love. People constantly tell us it was the most touching ceremony they’ve ever seen!”

Fabulous Fusion

All photos by Lucas DeSousa at lucasdesousa.com

Meet Mala and Colin.  Could they be any cuter?  No, there is no possible way they could be. Along with being a totally connected and copaesthetic couple, they are also a spicy transcontinental blend of Indian and Irish, and as such, had themselves a beautiful Indian Fusion wedding.

As a yoga teacher and someone who has admired Indian culture from afar for years, this was a fun opportunity for me to get to participate a little more closely in a (albeit highly condensed) slice of Indian ceremonial life.

“Love is the same all around the world. Devotion, commitment, family, a desire for connection and intimacy – those are an undeniably universal human experience, and something we all understand, no matter what language we speak or to which deities we pray.”

The way the ceremony worked is that I started out by welcoming everyone to the event – especially those far-flung relatives of Mala’s who’d travelled all the way from India to be there.  Then, Mala’s Aunt, Rajani Singhal, managed to condense what would normally be a 3-day experience down to about 15 minutes.  There was fire, there was rice, and there was a significant quantity of cloth binding these two together.

Rajani found a way to preserve the fundamental essence of the ceremony – an honoring of the alchemical blend of love and duty, commitment and bonding, friendship and love which make up any good and successful marriage.

“Mala, I give you my love, my service, my care, and my devotion. With the beauty of this ring and all the joy in my heart, I take you as my beloved wife.”

Then I stepped back in and concluded with the traditional Western ring-and-vow portion of the program.

Mala, Colin, and their families were a delight to meet and work with.  I was just sorry I couldn’t stick around for the reception, which looked like it was going to be one big blow-out of a party.  But it was #2 of a Three Wedding Day and a roving officiant has got be on her way!  But I wish them all great fortune and happiness – and thanks for getting to be part of the fun!

Ellie and Ben, Back Again!

I first met Ellie and Ben back in December when I married them in a small kitchen wedding at their house. Ellie’s mom, sister, and son Keane were there, and Ben’s parents watched on Skype. The ceremony was brief, and mercifully so, as Ellie was not only 9 months pregnant, but actually in labor, and getting her vows out between contractions. Seriously. Check her out:

That smile says, “I’m blissfully happy AND in serious pain.” Her right hand says, “Stay in there, honey, just a little while longer!” They left for the hospital half an hour later and their daughter Aspen was born that night.

They’d always planned on having a more traditional wedding with their friends and family, and yesterday, on a gloriously crisp October day, they did just that.

Sweet wee Miss Aspen was on the outside this time, and charming everyone with her tiny little Suzy Wong dress and big batty eyes. Her brothers, Keane and Griffin, were as mini-manly as two little dudes can be. Ellie and Ben laughed and cried their way through the ceremony as any grateful, loving couple would. Not to mention that Ellie, for all the world, looked like a Greek Goddess.

The other entertaining part of the ceremony was that after Ben did the traditional stomping on the glass, there was so much smooching and cheering and general joyous mayhem, that I couldn’t get a word in edgewise to officially pronounce them. So I just waited, and when there was a momentary lull in the chaos, I shouted out, “By the way, you’re married!”

Bountiful blessings on the whole bunch of them.

Closeup of shockingly beautiful decor. Just because.

Easy Like Thursday Morning

Kori emailed me a few weeks ago saying that she and her fiance Matt were coming to Burlington to get married, and…

Well, actually, I’ll have Kori say it in her own words:

My name is Kori and my fiance Matt and I are planning to elope in the Burlington, VT area the first week in October. We’re hoping to do a very low key morning ceremony, around 10ish, on Thursday, October 4th. We have searched high and low for someone special to perform our ceremony and we’ve got our hearts and minds set on you.

That made my heart blush.

We met up this morning at Oakledge – totally deserted of a misty October morn – and went down to the beach, where we held the ceremony under a gnarly maple tree, and next to a handmade sand sculpture which looked suspiciously like a seriously pornographic pair of Double-Ds.

Fortunately, Kori and Matt were totally undaunted by the giant sandy knockers.  Otherwise we would have had to dismantle them in the name of holy matrimony, and that just seems wrong on so many levels.

They’re a relaxed, easy-going couple who’d elected to use my standard, pre-written ceremony.  Which was fine, except for the fact that in Kori’s email, she’d described herself and Matt in such charming detail that it would have been some serious fun to write them a custom ceremony.  Fortunately, this is a great place to share with the world some of what she said:

  • We met while working at a retail tea shop called Teavana.
  • Early on in our friendship, Matt loaned me a well-loved copy of Thich Nhat Hanh’s book, ‘True Love’. I fell in love with him as I read his scribblings and reflections in the margins. The rest, as they say, is history.
  • Matt works in the university library system at Binghamton University, coordinating a team of student staff and maintaining the stacks. He’s pursuing an MLS degree at present, but his passion is writing. It’s not uncommon for him to spring out of bed in the morning to grab a pen a write down an idea for a story, a line of poetry, or a song lyric. He also plays the guitar, sings, paints, and has mastered the art of scrambled eggs.
  • I also work at BU as an Academic Advisor for Harpur College of Arts and Sciences. I love my work because I get to listen and problem solve with my students all day, everyday, and it’s always new and different. My creative outlet is cooking. My passion is sharing it with others.
  • Our biggest struggle has been communication, but we work on this component of our relationship like it is our child.
  • We have a cat named Beatrix; she’s awesome. [NOTE: Kori wore a cat pin on her sweater in honor of Beatrix.  She must be one hell of a cat!]
  • Matt proposed to me at a rest stop in Vermont while we were on a road trip to see my dad in northern NH. He just chose his moment and went for it. It was perfect and totally awkward, just like us.
  • If I were an item of clothing, I’d be a cardigan, because I love to be cozy
  • We both love to dance and never realized this fact about one another until his cousin’s wedding last winter in Maine. I’m not one to boast, but we pretty much made their reception with our moves.

While I don’t often try to predict whether or not couples are going to make it because A) life is strange and B) what the heck do I know, these two strike me as a shoe-in for lifelong love and devotion.

Our mutual goal is to live an authentic life and accept ourselves and others as they are.

Down By The Riverside

“I just wanted to take a moment and thank you. Your ceremony was heartbreakingly beautiful, and was everything I never knew I wanted! So thank you, you have a true gift of hearing people and expressing that which others can not.”

Justin and Kyla got married way out in East Burke, VT – not too far from where Eco-Friendly Dressmaker Supreme Tara Lynn Scheidet has her studio.  They were, as you can imagine, sweet as pie to work with.  And Kyla alternately laughed and cried and laughed and cried her way through the ceremony.

What was unexpectedly lovely about their ceremony was the locale – in a vineyard next to a little river.  They had the stream bank decorated with the prettiest late summer flowers:

Once again proving that it doesn’t have to cost you an arm and a leg to get a romantic setup for your ceremony.

Round Barn Rules

photo by Sabin Gratz

Maya and James had a gorgeous wedding at the Round Barn in Waitsfield.  It was a perfect balance between farm chic (natch) and just plain chic chic (Maya and James are classy New Yorkers) (as you can see):

photo by Sabin Gratz

But their little troop of Ring Dudes and Flower Dudettes was what really slayed me.

photo by Sabin Gratz

As for the ceremony itself, well…just take a peek.

photo by Sabin Gratz

I should add that the folks at the Round Barn are both extremely well organized and professional as well as absolutely Vermont-style friendly.  You can see both sides of their capacity fully expressed in these guest cards and flowers:

 

The musicians, though, are All Vermont.

Oh, and the reception hall!  Glorious!

photo by Sabin Gratz

Aaaaand the honeymoon postcard:

Beautifully Simple

Andrea and Brian are classical musicians about to move to Washington, D.C. for some very cool jobs.  But, before they take the residential plunge into our nation’s capitol, they decided to come to Vermont and get hitched!

We went down to the shores of beautiful Lake Champlain just as the sun was about to set and performed my standard Pre-Written Ceremony.  With one exception – they didn’t have any rings!  This, as you might imagine, is a bit unusual for a couple getting married.

When I asked them about it, they said they’d been busy, and hadn’t gotten around to the rings, but that it’s something they would attend to once they got to Washington.  They said they weren’t worried, though, and that getting married itself was the most important thing.

As I think about all the stressors of getting married, the rings, while charismatic and wonderful, are usually at the top of the list – for a whole host of reasons from finances to fashion.

So, it was lovely to see a couple focusing on the emotional and spiritual essence of the experience, knowing that the physical tokens, while important, were not essential, and would be taken care of in time.

OMG!

We would like to express our tremendous gratitude for your beautiful words at our wedding. You did an exquisite job; our friends and family were raving about you and asked us how we found you! You truly set the tone for the wedding. We loved the Apache poem by the way, that was a great touch! It was an honor meeting you. – Noreen and Christian

Stowe.  Trapp Family Lodge.  Do I really need to say any more?  I don’t think so.

Photo by Larry Asam.